Тональность

 
Intro: G Bm Em
 
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Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, 
and take to the air? 
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Me Neither 
 
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Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme 
 Em 
but the right words just weren't there? 
 G         Bm Em 
Meat Cleaver 
 
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The people in my life are like grains of sand 
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Cause they stick together Yeah..  
 Em 
Often near my butt hole 
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If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish 
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A fish that's drowning 
 C                            D          
If the artistic process is a birth canal 
 Em                          C D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid 
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Come witness my crowning 
 C                                          D
These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm 
 N.C. 
Hashtag Deep 
 
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*through this speaking part* 
If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? 
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Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat 
 Em        
instead of on your girlfriends face? 
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Me neither.. Me neither! 
 
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Have you ever wrote a song note for note 
           Em 
and not a single note was out of place?  
 
Duh. (Play random chords here)  
 
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The people in my life are like blades of grass How? 
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Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass 
stays away from my butthole! 
 C        D
Art is a harlot 
 Em                       C
And I am her sassy urban friend 
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Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? 
 C           D         Em
If momma is right and the world is my oyster 
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Than I must have an allergy to shellfish 
 C
You don't know 
 D
How could you know 
 
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If life makes you wish you were dead 
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Just put on a good movie and then promptly 
       D
put a bullet in your head 
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Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison 
    C          D
to living the dream 
 D
Hashtag Deep 
 
Outro: G Bm Em