Тональность

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Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
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I went to Greece to get something to eat
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I'm hard to please, I punched the referee
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I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
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Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
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It's hot as deez, it's one hundred degrees
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Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
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There was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with-

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And the TV's tuned to cable
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And I'm sleeping when I'm able
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But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
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Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
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And the TV's tuned to cable
           Em
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
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But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
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Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

Ooh

[Chorus]:
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos

[Verse]:
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Cheetos, Doritos and Fritos, mosquitos
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I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
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Jeez Louise, I'm weak in the knees
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I'm joining the circus, I'm going berserk-us
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At "7-Eleven" I'm drinking a beverage
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I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
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I'm chewing bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
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Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you to stone

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Okay, I went to France to get some new pants
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I went to Greece to get something to eat
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He said, "Shit all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
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I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

        C              D
And the TV's tuned to cable
           Em
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
        C              D
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Em                  G
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
        C              D
And the TV's tuned to cable
           Em
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
        C              D
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain
Em                  G
Brain-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain

[Chorus]:
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos

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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos
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Doritos and Fritos

Stop