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Em Am Em Am
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Em Am Em Am
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[Verse 1]
         Em               Am               
Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
    Em              Am      
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
    Em                    Am
I’m hard to please, I’ll punch a referee (Ooh!)
    Em                    Am      
I bruised my knees, I’m ******* in the breeze
         Em                Am       
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
     Em                  Am
It’s hot, as deez, it’s 100 degrees (Ooh!)
  Em                     Am      
Apply the lotion, I’ll swim in the ocean
      Em                         Am      
But there was a commotion, I’m sinking, I’m floating with—

[Pre-Chorus]
         C             D               Em  
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
         C          D                Em                      G                   
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
         C             D               Em
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
        C            D               Em                      G     
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain 
Unh

[Chorus]
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos

[Verse 2]
Em                      Am
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
    Em                   Am      
I’m eating burritos with Danny Devito
 Em                Am
Jeez, Louise, I’m weak in the knees
     Em                     Am
I’m joining th? circus, I’m going berzerkus
    Em                Am
At sev?n-eleven, I’m drinking a beverage
     Em                      Am
I’m lying to strangers, I’m looking for danger
      Em                   Am  
I’m chewing Bazooka, I’m swimming to Cuba
       Em                     Am    
Don’t look at Medusa, she’ll turn you into stone

[Verse 3] 
        Em                Am        
Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
    Em              Am 
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
   Em                         Am   
He said “****, all we got’s Doritos and Fritos”
               Em                          Am   
I said, “Then give me all of those ******* Doritos and Fritos”
        Em             Am 
Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
   Em                  Am 
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
    Em                        Am   
He said, “****, all we got’s Doritos and Fritos”
               Em                            Am
I said, “Then give me all of those ******* Doritos and Fritos”

[Pre-Chorus]
         C             D               Em  
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
         C          D                Em                      G                   
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
         C             D               Em
And the TV’s tuned to cable, and I’m sleeping when I’m able
        C            D               Em                      G     
But the TV’s on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain 
Unh

[Chorus]
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos

[Instrumental]
Em  Am  Em  Am
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[Bridge]
Em         Am
…She’ll turn you into stone

[Instrumental]
Em  Am  Em  Am
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Em  Am  Em  Am
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[Chorus]
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em     Am   
..Doritos and Fritos
Em        
..Doritos and Fritos