Тональность

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[Intro]
Tape Measure
Tape tuh di measurement
Tape Measure
Tape tuh di measurement

[Pre-Chorus]
Tape measurement buddy haffi fit eh length pon eh tape measurement
Eight (8) haffi nine (9) haffi reach pon di ten (10)
Buddy length haffi long tuh di tape measurement
Buddy fi more than two-thirty (230) millimeter if yuh wah enter inna mi middle center
Buddy head it haffi big round di perimeter long like twenty-five (25) centimeter
It haffi long tuh di length a di tape measurement if it small an’ it likkle
Den a dat mi prevent
Long till it bend beat it mek it bend if yuh live inna mi hole
Den yuh haffi pay rent

[Chorus]
Tape measure long tuh di numba pon di tape measure
Tape tuh di measurement
Buddy haffi fit eh length pon eh tape measurement
Tape measure long tuh di numba pon di tape measure
Tape tuh di measurement
Buddy haffi fit eh length pon eh tape measurement

[Verse 1]
Tek advice from di Queen
Buddy haffi long till eh bend ye lean
Wen yuh si mi bend ova yuh fi put it in
Mix up eh magnum wid a little sperline
If yuh wah give mi pleasure bwoi affi walk wid a long tape measure
Cyaah f**k mi if yuh nuh have a tape measure
Buddy length haffi long tuh di length tape measure

(Repeat Pre-Chorus)

(Repeat Chorus)

[Bridge]
Tape measurement buddy haffi fit eh length pon eh tape measurement
Eight (8) haffi nine (9) haffi reach pon di ten (10)
Buddy length haffi long tuh di tape measurement
Tape Measurement (x4)

(Repeat Chorus)