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Вступление: A# Dm7 A#sus2 : F

Rowan Atkinson:
     A#
For years I thought
    Dm7            D# Cm
I'd have to live alone
   F           F+
I never got a letter
                        A# A#sus2 : F
Had to disconnect the phone
   A#                 Dm7
The only girls I ever saw
        D# Cm
Were on TV
     F             F+
But now I've got a Venus
                       A# A#7
Who's sitting next to me

Both:
      D#
Do I love you?
      F
Do I want you?
         A#
Would I give my life
   Dm7       D#  Cm
To you if I could?
    F
Do birds fly?
   D#     F
Do fish swim?
       A#                  Dm7
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
        Cm   A#sus2 : F
In the woods?

Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m' luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f...
Rowan:
...for crying out loud!

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh...
        Cm   F#sus4 : F#
In the woods?

Rowan:
  B                          D#m7
I introduced her round my friends
        E  C#m
She was ace
  F#               F#+
I was no longer on Earth
                  B Bsus2 : F#
But in better place
Kate:
        B                  
He's an utter creep and he
D#m7                 E  C#m
Drives me round the bend
       F#             F#+
And to alleviate the boredom
                   B
I sleep with his friends
Rowan:
B B7sus4 B7
Ho  ha   ho

Both:
        E
Do I desire you?
      F#
Do I adore you?
Rowan:
         B
Would I cut off all my toenails
                D#m7                  E  C#m
And put them in an envelope with my feet?
     F#
Is Reagan Godhead?
     E           F#
Is Chairman Mao dead?
              B                  D#m7
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]:
                     C#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
     Bsus2 : F#
Mmmmm...

Rowan [Tim]:
          B                 D#m7
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
                     C#m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Ahoo Ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
Both:
          F#                F#+
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?
Rowan:
   F#      B
On Main Street
Kate:
Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah