Тональность
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I came crawling home last night like many nights before
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I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door
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And she said you're not gonna do this anymore
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She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
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So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam
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We'll take out the dining room table and put a bar along that wall
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And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom down the hall
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She said just bring your Friday paycheck and I'll cash them
all right here
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And I'll keep on tap for all your friends their favorite kinds
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of beer
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And for you I'll always keep in stock those soft aluminum cans
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And when you're feeling macho you can crush them like a man
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She said we'll rip out all the carpet and put sawdust on the floor
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Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels and I won't cook no more
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There'll be Monday night football on T.V. above the bar
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And a pay phone in the hallway when your friends can't find
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their car
repeat #2
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She said you'll get friendly service and for added atmosphere
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I'll slip on something sexy and I'll cut it clear to here
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Then you can slap my bottom every time you tell a joke
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Just as long as you keep tipping well I'll laugh until
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you're broke
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She said instead of family quarrels we'll have a bar-room brawl
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When the Hamms bear says its closing time you won't have
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far to crawl
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And when you run out of money you'll have me to thank
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You can sleep it off next morning when I'm putting it in the bank
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She said I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home
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So you can feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam
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When you and your friends get off from work and have
a powerful thirst
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There won't be any reason why you can't stop off here first
