Тональность

 
VERSEЖ
 D
Dirt road 
Cold beer 
 A
Blue jeans 
 G
Red pickup 
 D
Rural noun, simple adjective 
[Spoken] 
 A G
And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this 
 
 D
No shoes 
No shirt 
 A
No Jews 
 G
You didn't hear that 
[Spoken] 
 D
You also didn't not hear it 

A G
 
PRE CHORUS:
 Bm
I walk and talk like a field hand 
 G
But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand 
 D                           A 
I write songs about riding tractors 
           G
From the comfort of a private jet 
 
CHORUS:
 D
I can sing in mandarin 
 A
And still know I'm pandering 
 G
Hunting deer and chasing trout 
 Bm                       A
Cold Bud Light with the logo facing out 
 
 D
Hear that subtle mandolin 
 A
That's textbook pandering 
 G                                    Bm
I own a private ranch that I rarely use 
 A
 
INTERLUDE:
[Spoken] 
 D A G
One verse, one chorus in the bag 
Now it's time to talk to the ladies 
I am hoping my Southern charm offsets 
all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out 
 
VERSE:
 D
Good girl 
In a straw hat 
 A              G
With her arms out in a corn field 
 D A G
That's a scarecrow sorry. 
Thought that was a human woman. start that over again 
 
 D
Cold night 
Cold beer 
 A
Cold jeans 
 G
Strike that last one 
 D
I want you 
                        A
I hope you're feeling me 
[Spoken] 
                 G                                 
Once again just talking in the middle 
 
PRE CHORUS:
 Bm
We go to bed and you doze off 
 G
So I take your country girl clothes off 
 D
I put my hands on your body 
 A                          G
It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again 
 
CHORUS:
 D
White mics and pampering 
 A
Fuck your ears I'm pandering 
 G
I write songs for the people who do 
 Bm                           A
Jobs in the towns that I've never moved to 
 
 D
Legalize gerrymandering 
 A
Tolerate my pandering 
 G
You got a beautiful mouth 
                    Bm
I got a beautiful dick. 
[Spoken] 
                                A
You dumb motherfuckers want a key change? 
 
CHORUS:
 E
Thematically meandering 
 B
phatically  pandering 
 A
I got a tight grip on my demo's balls 
 C#m                             B
Say the word "truck" and they jizz in their overalls 
 
 E
You don't know what land you're in 
 B
I'm in the land of pandering 
 A
And I'll be upfront 
 C#m                          B             E
I do what I do cause I'm a total fucking cunt..ry man