Тональность

 
Verse:
 E
You want a guy that's sweet 
 C#m
А guy that's tough 
 C#m
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff 
 A
The kinda guy that gets along with your friends 
 B
Without being attracted to any of them 
 E
А good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy 
 C#m
А half good half bad half boy 
 A
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and 
 B
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend 
 E                       A                               C#m                     
Then you might think that this guy only exists in your mind 
 
Well guess what 
 B
You're right 
 
Chorus:
 E
If you want love 
 C#m
Lower your expectations a few 
 A                                       B
Cause Prince Charming would never settle for you 
 E
If you want love 
 C#m
Just pick a guy and love him 
 A
And if he's got a thing for feet 
 B
Say fuck it, sweep me off them 
 
Verse:
 E
You want a girl that's nice 
 C#m
А girl that's not 
 C#m
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot 
 A
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks 
 B
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes 
 E
А real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl 
 C#m
А brand new really hot real doll 
 A
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice 
 B
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with 
 
 E                               A                       C#m
Then you might think that this girl only exists in your mind 
 B
She's real 
But last week 
She died 
 
Chorus:
 E
If you want love 
 C#m
Lower your expectations a lot 
 A                                               B
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not 
 E
If you want love 
 
 C#m
Just pick a girl and love her 
 A
Then whip out your dick and let the 
 B
Girl you love decline the offer 
 
 E
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob 
 C#m
Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job 
 A
Cause I won't settle for less 
 B
Than perfect 
 E
Want perfect children, a perfect life 
 C#m
Perfect husband or a perfect wife 
 A
But deep down I know 
 B
I don't deserve it 
 
[Mute] 
But 
 
 E
We all deserve love 
 C#m
Even on the days when we aren't our best 
 A                       
Cause we all suck  
 B
But love can make us suck less 
 E
We all deserve love 
 C#m
It's the very best part of being alive 
 A
And I would know 
 B
I'm almost twenty five