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I stepped out of the shower, Got a good look at myself   
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Pot bellied, bald head, man I thought it was somebody else 
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I caught my reflection in the mirror, on the back of the 
bathroom door 
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And I just don't look good naked anymore. 
 
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I'm going upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall 
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I hung it there, when I was trim and tall 
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I'd stand there smile & strut & flex, until my arms got sore 
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But, I just don't look good naked anymore 
 
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Well I used to go out with the girls, I drove them all insane 
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I also had a lot of hair, but it's gone right down the drain  

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Well I went to the doctor for my annual medical exam, 
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Stood there in the buff and suddenly she said "MAN" 
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I said "what is it Doc some fatal disease"? I just got 
to know the score

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No" You just don't look good naked anymore" 
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Well, me and my wife had a dance routine, everybody said it was 
unique, 
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Now it's only when we're back to back that were dancing cheek 
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to cheek. 
 
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Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun, 
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Stretched out in my birthday suit, soaking up the sun 
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Somebody yelled" Hey, there's an old white whale, washed up
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on the shore" 
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I just don't look good naked anymore 
 
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Ya, my arches fell, my ankles swell 
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And I wish my eyes were poor, 
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Cause I just don't look good naked anymore.