Тональность

 
C
She don't like her eggs all runny 
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny 
F
She looks down her nose at money 
C
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny 
G
She's my baby, I'm her honey 
C
I'm never gonna let her go 
  
C 
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays 
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies 
F
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done 
C
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen 
G
He's my baby, And I'm his honey 
C
Never gonna let him go 
   
Chorus:
F
In spite of ourselves 
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
G
Against all odds 
C
Honey, we're the big door prize 
F
We're gonna spite our noses 
C
Right off of our faces 
G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
C  G  C
Dancin' in our eyes. 
   
C
She thinks all my jokes are corny 
Convict movies make her horny 
F
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs 
C
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs 
G
She takes a lickin' but she keeps on tickin' 
C
I'm never gonna let her go. 
   
C
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey 
He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie 
F
He's sly as a fox and crazy as a loon 
C
When payday comes, he's howlin' at the moon 
G
But he's my baby.  I don't mean maybe 
C
Never gonna let him go 

F  
In spite of ourselves 
C
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
G
Against all odds 
C
Honey, we're the big door prize 
F
We're gonna spite our noses 
C
Right off of our faces 
G
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
C
Dancin' in our eyes.   
   
Chorus:
G  
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
C
Dancin' in our eyes.