Тональность

 
E
I was sitting in a roadhouse out on Highway 41
You were mopping up some ketchup at a table 
that was done
A
I know you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
E
Of course you weren't my waitress, 
mine was missing her front tooth
B
I flagged you down for coffee, 
but I couldn't say a thing
       E (tacet)       B (tacet)
But I'm in love with you baby 
and I don't even know your name
 
CHORUS:		
A
I'm in love with you baby, 
I don't even know your name
E
I've never been too good at all 
those sexual games
A
So maybe it's just better 
that we leave it this way
E (tacet)           B (tacet)
I'm in love with you baby, 
I don't even know your name.

I ordered straight tequila, 
a little courage and shock
I asked you for a date 
and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, hey, 
I went a little far
I finally got to HUG you 
when you HELPED me to my car
The last thing I remember, 
I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby 
and I don't even know your name

CHORUS
(slow, blues picking)

The next thing I remember 
I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long 
white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me, 
without her left front tooth
And I said "Where the hell am I, 
and just who the hell are you?"
She said "I was your waitress, 
and our last name's now the same."
'Cause I'm married to you baby 
and I don't even know your name.

(back to brisk country strumming)
A
I'm married to a waitress, 
I don't even know her name
E
I've never been too good at all 
those sexual games
A
I never thought my love life 
would quite turn out this way
E (tacet)        B (tacet)
I'm married to a waitress 
and I don't even know her name.