Тональность

[Вступление]:
G#m C#m F# B
E A#m D#7

[Куплет]:
            G#m                            C#m
Once upon a poem shoddy, whilst I pondered on the potty
            F#                              B
Over many a dank and odorous straining of a booty sore
               E                                A#m
Suddenly there came a knocking, knocking at the bathroom door
         D#7
"Tis occupied," I cried demurely, "Surely your forbearance I implore!"

         G#m                           C#m
"But you see, there is another, and as I am spraying thunder,"
        F#                               B
"Giving birth just like a mother to this turd my bowels bore,"
          E                                   A#m
"Leave me hence, I plead!" At this, a ruffian battered down the door
       D#7
All at once, he entered, panting, eyes ablaze and bowels chanting

     G#m                            C#m
Of a violent evil, ranting, stewing from the night before
            F#                                        B
Dropped his trousers then and there,and shat straight down upon the floor.
      E                                     A#m
"Vile crackhead, leave!" I stuttered,but he squatted there and muttered.
       D#7
Just a single word he uttered. Quoth the crackhead: "Nevermore."

       G#m                              C#m
Violently I slapped the villain, but he bodied melike krillin.
      F#                        B
And i needed penicillin for the hole in me he tore.
            E                                       A#m
"Please," I begged him from the corner, "To thyself some dignity restore!"
      F#
"Take thyself out from my house and pick the deuce up off my floor!"

         G#m                                    C#m
And that deuce, it still lies sitting, and that crackhead still is shitting,
         F#                              B
Still is shitting, deed unwitting, still committing crimes
        E
upon my floor.

C#m                     G#m    C#m F#
Shitting on my bathroom floor.
B                       E     C#m D#7
Shitting on my bathroom floor.
B                       G#m   C#m F#  B
Shitting on my bathroom floor.
            E     A#m
And he will be,
    D#7
evermore.

[Кода]:
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