Тональность

[Куплет]:
G    Em   C     D
Unfortunately I am
G     Em      C           D D#m
My own dog, my own fur companion
Em7          A7
My own old lady on a forum
C              Cm       D   G
Who types in glittery decorum
      Em   C     D
Unfortunately I  take
G     Em      C        D      D#m7
Myself out walking every day and
Em7         A7
I hand my legs to the feet and
C           Cm
 I give my head to the leash

[Припев]:
Am7           D9
  Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7          G#m7b5  G#m7     Am7
  What's a human being gotta be like?
                  D9
  What's a way to just be competent?
Gmaj7           G#m7b5  G#m7
  These sweet instincts ruin my life
Am7           D9
  Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7        G#m7b5   G#m7      Am7
  Was it a mistake to try and define
                     D9
  What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
Gmaj7
  These sweet instincts
Am7 Bm7 Cm7
         ruin my life

[Куплет]:
G   Em          Am7         D
 I can't smell well, or tell the time
G   Em           Am7  D      D#m7
 Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
Em7         A7
 For human, grossly underqualified
C            Cm          D     G
 For canine, grossly overqualified
    Em            Am7   D
 I don't blend in at  Petsmart
G            Em     Am7     D         D#m7
 And that truth remains for the Walmart
Em7               A7
 'Cause in either case they say to me
 C                Cm             D
 What the fuck is lost in aisle three?

[Припев]:
Am7           D9
  Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7          G#m7b5  G#m7     Am7
  What's a human being gotta be like?
                 D9
What's a way to just be competent?
Gmaj7           G#m7b5  G#m7
  These sweet instincts ruin my life
Am7           D9
  Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7        G#m7b5   G#m7      Am7
  Was it a mistake to try and define
                   D9
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
Gmaj7
  These sweet instincts
Am7 Bm7 Cm7
         ruin my life

[Проигрыш]:
Am7         D7 Bm7 E7
(Da-da-da...)
Am7 D7 G G
A F#m Bm7 E }2x
F#m B7 E E

[Куплет]:
A        F#m       Bm7     E
 Just watch me, moving far away

A    F#m  Bm7      E   Fm7
 Nobody even knows my name and
F#m7       B7
 No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
D        Dm             E      A
 Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
       F#m       Bm7    E
 Just look at Victor in LA
A          F#m      Bm7    E   Fm
 And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
F#m7         B7
 And all the majors at the labels
D           Dm
 Rebooting soon as I am able

[Припев]:
E   Bm7              E9
(a- ble)
 Every other day I'm wondering
Amaj7            F#7             Bm7
 What's a human being gotta be like?
                 E9
 What's a way to just be competent?
Amaj7              F#7
 These sweet instincts ruin my life

Bm7          E9
 Every other day I'm wondering
Amaj7         F#7               Bm7
 Was it a mistake to try and define
                    E9
 What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
Amaj7              F#7
 These sweet instincts ruin my life

[Кода]:
Bm7          E9 Amaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E9
 (Da-da-da...)
Amaj7                F#m7
  These sweet instinkts ruin my life
Bm7          E9 Amaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E9
 (Da-da-da...)
Amaj7                F#m7
  These sweet instinkts ruin my life

Bm7 E9 Amaj7 F#m7

       Bm7
(Attention passengers
                            E9
 We've now reached our destination
 We hope you enjoyed the flight
     A               A
 Now have a nice day)