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G   C   Em   C
…………..

[Verse 1]
G                     C                         Em  
..Remember when you broke up with your ******* ex?
                      C                   G
God, I’m glad you’ve finally gotten over them
            C                      Em
Only took about a hundred million texts
                   C                      G
God, I swear that ***** was such a narcissist
             C              Em
Everybody knows I love you so
             C
So, so, so much
G                         C             Em
..’Cause every time they ask, I always tell
                   C 
Tell, tell, tell them

[Chorus]
                   G                               C
That’s my ******* best friend, that’s my ******* right hand
                    Em                                  C
That’s my ******* throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
                   G                   C
That’s my ******* best friend, best friend
                   Em                  C 
That’s my ******* best friend, best friend
                   G                           C 
That’s my ******* lifeline, that’s my ride or die like
                   Em                                   C    
That’s my ******* hate you, but you know that that’s a **** lie
                  G                 C   
Baby, you’re my best friend, best friend
                 Em                  C
Baby, you’re my best friend, best friend
            
Baby, you’re my—

[Post-Chorus]
G   C   Em   C
(Oooooopppooooh) 

baby, you’re my—

[Verse 2]
G                 C                   Em
..Made a promise that I’m gonna marry you
                      C                      G 
If we’re both still single by, like, thirty-two
                   C                 Em
And that **** is gonna end up being true
                       C                  G 
‘Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you
                           C                
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.?
Em                                 C      
..Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
 G                             C 
You’re just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
Em                              C 
So when they ask, I’ve always said

[Chorus]
                   G                               C
That’s my ******* best friend, that’s my ******* right hand
                    Em                                  C
That’s my ******* throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
                   G                   C
That’s my ******* best friend, best friend
                   Em                  C 
That’s my ******* best friend, best friend
                   G                           C 
That’s my ******* lifeline, that’s my ride or die like
                   Em                                   C    
That’s my ******* hate you, but you know that that’s a **** lie
                  G                 C   
Baby, you’re my best friend, best friend
                 Em                  C
Baby, you’re my best friend, best friend
            
Baby, you’re my—

[Post-Chorus]
 G   C   Em   C
(Ooooooooooooooh) 

Baby, you’re my—

[Outro]
 G   C   Em   C
(Ooooooooooooooh)

Why Do you keep calling me? You’re kidding

What? Who? Are you kidding? 

 G   C   Em   C
(Ooooooooooooooh)

Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don’t respond
                                             C 
Don’t respond, don’t respond (Baby, you’re my—)

Yeah I’ll be there in ten minutes