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C            F              G             Em
 Could I be any more of a cliché for you, baby?
             Dm                        Em 
It’s been a long time coming, all my friends already know
              Dm         G    
I think I’ve found a new low

[Verse 2]
C                F              G                  Em
 But there ain’t no harm in a little bit of self-sabotaging, so
Dm                      Em                 Dm                    G   
 Maybe I could show off some skin for the honeys and see how it feels
                  C    G             C     G   
I’m feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
                F                    
I’m feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Am 
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
                C    G                  C     G
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
                          Am                   Em           Am      
I should get going pretty soon, ’cause I got a lot more to say

[Post-Chorus]
C   G            
…Feeling so (Delicious)
C                    G 
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop

[Verse 3]
C                 F              G                         Em         
 I’m stuck in a sitcom, shoulda never been pitched in the first place
         Dm                        Em     
I really don’t get why they keep renewing it, like
           Dm                      G   
What’s the point? It’s a waste of time

[Verse 4]
C             F                Dm                      Em   
 The council told me that the greens are good for my well-being
             Dm                          F  
I’m feeling flossy and free, here I’ll show you what I mean
         Dm               G         
Take a seat right next to me

(Yeah, right)

[Chorus]
                 C    G             C     G   
I’m feeling so crushed, feeling so crushed
                F                    
I’m feeling so candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
Am 
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
                C    G                  C     G
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
                          Am                   Em           Am      
I should get going pretty soon, ’cause I got a lot more to say

[Post-Chorus]
C G   
…Feeling so (Delicious)
C G
…Feeling so (Sweet)
C           
Candy cane, lollipop
G
Feeling so (Delicious)
C                     G
Candy cane, lollipop-pop-pop-pop

[Bridge]
                   F                        C    
It’s a healthy distraction from the ****** lives that we both live
G               F                                  C          Am      
Can’t be that bad to make up a man to fall deep in love with, oh
 Em            Dm        F                            
I’ve got some bad ideas in full screen high-definition
                 C   Am F               C   E
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
                  Dm Em                 Dm   Em
I’m feeling so crushed, I’m feeling so crushed
I’m feeling so
Before you go, real quick
Feeling so (Delicious)

[Chorus]
C                      F 
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet (Delicious)
C                          F
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit, don’t mind a bit
C                      F
Candy cane, lollipop, sugary sweet
C                          F
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
                  C  
(I’m feeling so crushed)
                           F     
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit
                                     
Honestly, I hate it but I don’t mind a bit