Тональность

E B B/Bb
……..

             E
I break the ice
                   B     B/Bb
So they don’t see my size
                   E
And I have to be nice
                B          B/Bb        
Or I’ll be the next punch line
  2]
 E                                        
I’m just the best friend in Hollywood movies
    B               B/Bb 
Who only exists to continue the story
     E                                                      
The girl gets the guy, while I’m standing off-screen
         B                     B/Bb
So I’ll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

[Chorus]
 E                                  
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
   B                              B/Bb    
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E                             
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
          B                       B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?


[Refrain]
             E
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend

[Verse 3]
            E
I say I’m okay
                       B     B/Bb 
’cause they wouldn’t care anyway
                       E                  B
And I could try to explain my efforts in vain
              B/Bb
They can’t relate

Ohh

[Verse 4]
        E                                                    
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
     B                            B/Bb
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
      E                 
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
   B                        B/Bb    
So why Do I still feel so ******* inferior?

[Chorus]
 E                                  
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
   B                              B/Bb    
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E                             
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
          B                       B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?

[Refrain]
             E
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend

[Verse 5]
      G#m
It’s funny when I think a guy likes me
          B                          B/Bb     
And it’s funny when I’m the one who says, “let’s Go to eat”
              E                                         
It’s ******* funny when I’m asked to Go out on Halloween;
  B                                           
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body

[Chorus]
 E                                  
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
   B                              B/Bb    
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E                             
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
          B                       B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?

[Refrain]
             E
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
             E
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend

[Outro]
       E                                         B
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors…