Тональность

 
   E             D  A      E
   Well, you should see Polythene Pam
             D         A        E
   She`s so good looking but she looks like a man
                G                    B
   Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
              C  D      E
   Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
   C   D   E
   Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
 D/E A E (x 2)

 Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
 She`s killer diller when she`s dressed to the hilt
 She`s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
 Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
 Yeah, yeah, yeah

 D/E A E (x2)
 D A E (x 9?)

 A                      D
 She came in through the bathroom window
 A       F#m      D
 protected by a silver spoon
 A        F#m           D
 But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
      D7               A
 by the banks of her own lagoon

 (A)           Dm
 Didn`t anybody tell her?
 A             Dm
 Didn`t anybody see?
 G7                C
 Sunday`s on the phone to Monday
 G7                C     (go to 2/4 for the C)
 Tuesday`s on the phone to me

 She said she`d always been a dancer
 Worked in fifteen clubs a day
 And though I thought I knew the answer
 Well, I knew but I could not say

 So I quit the police department
 and got myself a steady job
 And though she tried her best to help me
 she could steal but she could not rob

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