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Intro: G F Em Cm

Yeah!
G
And if your heart stops beating
 F#m          Bm
I'll be here wondering
      Em        Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
              G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#m          Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
     Em         Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
   Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
 C            D
Then your heart can't take this

 G              B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice to say
     Eb          D
I think they never liked you anyway
 G              B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
   Cm
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
       Eb       D
And wouldn't it be great
         G
If we were dead?
   G
Ohh dead.

G
Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
 F#m         Bm
You never fell in love
   Em             Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
             G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
 F#m         Bm
I'll be here waiting, babe
   Em           Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
                 Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
      Cm           D
Then your heart can't take this

 G              B7
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice to say
     Eb          D
I think they never liked you anyway
 G              B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
   C                      Eb
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
       Eb       D
And wouldn't it be great
If we were dead?

Bridge:
 Am              G
And in my honest observation
 /F#         Em
During this operation
           Em         Cm
Found a complication in your heart
           Am
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
       Bm
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

Adlib: G B7 C Eb D (2x)
One, two, one two three four!

G
LА LА LА LА LА!
 B7
LА LА LА LА LА LA!
 C         D
LА LА LА LА LА LА LA!
Well come on,
 C
LА LА LА LА LA!
 B7
LА LА LА LА LА LA!
  C         D
LА LА LА LА LА LА LA!
Oh motherfucker,
   G
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
 B7
Then why are we laughing? (LА LА LА LА LА LA!)
   C
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
       D
Then why are we laughing?
         G
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
     B7        C
Then why are we laughing? (LА LА LА LА LА LA!)
                D
If life ain't just a joke (LА LА LА LА LA!)
           G
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!